Monthly Archives: June 2005

Idle Hands

Posted on June 10, 2005 by Ian

School’s out. Today I experienced the unprecedented pleasure of sleeping in to 10 o’clock in morning. I can’t remember the last time I did that. I can’t remember the last time I didn’t have some obligation pushing down on me. I feel odd. I’m running the risk of sobering and souring. I may need to find a way to wear myself out.
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A Little Housecleaning

Posted on June 7, 2005 by Ian

Yesterday was the last day of classes of shoreline. Tomorrow is the first day of finals testing. Today is that little cal place between the halves.
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General rantings

Posted on June 5, 2005 by Ian

I’m so lucky. Day after day I receive emails from people I don’t even know that are deeply concerned about my erections. From pills to web sites, these individuals seem completely devoted to helping me achieve my full potential, offering ways to help me make the most of my manhood. Of course, none of them seem to know how to spell or use proper grammar,.
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Where’s Yuki?

Posted on June 1, 2005 by Ian

It’s nearing 8 o’clock in the morning. I’m alone sitting in the computer lab, waiting for Yukiko, my “Peanut Butter Buddy” (don’t ask), to arrive so we can finish working on the report we’re supposed to turn in for our Business Marketing class this morning. Yuki was supposed to be here twenty minutes ago, so I’m beginning to wonder if there was some miscommunication that means she’s on another part of campus, wondering where the hell I am.
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